- Your name and/or username
- Where you’re from
- The following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting Image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught, Orange, Coffee, Direction, Naturally, Aluminium, Herbs.
- What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? [on the night before Halloween?]
- What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
- What do you call gym shoes?
- What do you say to address a group of people?
- What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
- What do you call your grandparents?
- What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
- What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
- What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
inb4 MY GRANDPARENTS ARE DEAD
Reasons as to why I need someone to hook me up with a drink:
- the best quiz grade ever from my energy business and finance class
-basically forced into apartment living next year (which is INCONVENIENT)
-I just touched fairly fresh gum under this desk
Things to look forward to this weekend:
-fandom friend meetup awwwyeee!
- Curious John
THWEYFKSJDG THEYRE ALL SO CUTE
I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD I CAN BARELY BREATHE I THINK I’M GOING TO DIE???
I CAN’T. I JUST CAN’T.
(via sketchlock)
not sure if the servers blew up
or if it’s my shitty computer
where is my room contract goddomot fronk
Oh god there’s a conversation going on to my right between a fundie and a curious Asian kid about Jesus’ love and how he saved all Christians from eternal hell and the symbolism of the lamb and I’m trying to be tolerant but all of his explanations are conflicting with each other and the Asian kid is asking things like “have you ever had doubts about god’s existence” and the fundie is all “it’s natural to but there was a purpose as to why we were put here” and I think It’s best to leave oh god help. The fundie was REALLY cute tho.
so that rash i had under my right armpit since early october
came back
and now it’s spreading like an ebola epidemic
i’m assuming, cause i know jack shit about biology
My roommate put this picture up on her closet door, and it really bothers me
‘cause
it’s been established that spongebob and patrick can’t swim
so
what is this shit?
I found this next to where all of the news vans parked on College Ave.
It was probably part of a public conspiracy stunt, but I saw it as litter, so I threw it out.
Ladies and gentlemen, the best imaginary cartoon on the face of the earth: Sweet Cuppin’ Cakes.
“I’d be in there too, but my head would be an old keyboard, and when I’d get mad, it’d play the demo.”
The blue thing, the alleged main character, is a cross between a cow and a hellicopter and his name is SHERLOCK.
my god my childhood has come full circle
homestar please come back
PLEASE
Accent theme by Handsome Code
Socially anxious AWESOME.
Resident Anglophile and forever alone creeper internet addict.
